Just so y’all know, Chips Ahoy used to have an ad campaign that featured comic strips of Cookie Man, a superhero character who subdued various cookie-devouring creatures, such as Fruit Fly or Big Wig. His alter-ego was Mort Meek, who was always seen “counting the 16 chips” in his Chips Ahoy cookie when he was attacked by one of the creatures, at which point he slipped into a phone booth, locker room, restroom, etc., to become Cookie Man and finish off the villain in a Clark Kent—Superman vein.
I just took a decent amount of that from wikipedia. Like that’s just information stored away in case you wanted to know.
Omg who are you?
That shit was not fucking cool.
It’s like being stressed out already and then full swing getting slapped in the face with fear like a brick.
Then there’s like a resonant aftershock, and it just feels surreal and terrible.